Well arranged time is the surest mark of a well arranged mind.

I have no intention of becoming a shorthand author.

As a racing horse trainer, I got addicted to the adrenaline rush. Going from a job like that to lounging around was going to be very difficult, so I found other things to fill the void left by my work. I now own eight greyhounds that I race.

Someone suggested that the Jockey Club Race Planning Committee consisted of a table and four chairs - and I bet they've got woodworm.

Well-arranged time is the surest mark of a well-arranged mind.

I always expected to make it to 50, I just didn't expect to get there so soon...