I always expected to make it to 50, I just didn't expect to get there so soon...

Did you have an interesting 50th birthday?

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

Funny how older married couples can transition from discussion to heated argument to distant memory at the speed of a sun shower. Such are the mysteries of love after 50 years together

So every day you help her to realize what happened and you wait patiently for her to be okay with it... then you get her to fall in love with you again?

Oh blind, oh ignorant, self-seeking cupidity whcih spurs as so in the short mortal life and steeps as through all eternity.