We took all the technological know-how that we had and took all the things women complained about and married the two.

All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.

Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

Anybody against women, against the ERA, should never be voted into office again