We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor as you like to be liked yourself.

I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft. We're not going to have a draft, period.

These extremists distort the idea of 'jihad' into a call for

Now, there are some who would like to rewrite history - revisionist historians is what I like to call them.

Fooled you all, didn't I? Didn't I? [Cackle, cackle, snort] Also, hey, Al: I never liked you that much.

Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.