Fooled you all, didn't I? Didn't I? [Cackle, cackle, snort] Also, hey, Al: I never liked you that much.

We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor as you like to be liked yourself.

Hungry rooster don't cackle w'en he fine a wum

The Snort issue is more dangerous because the exploit is really simple.

Never let yourself get fooled by the same pitcher on the same pitch on the same day.

You know, sometimes, very innocently, you can develop a sort of fascination with a man, and then you see all these little signs that actually don't mean anything, but it's too late because you're reading in them exactly what you want to read. Be careful, is all I'm saying. It's easy to get fooled.