We moved the ball probably as well as we have all year. Early in the season we gave it to Gentry, and he had to do it all, but we've learned to play off of him.
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GREG CLEVELAND We are far from perfect but willing to be different. CRAIG GROESCHEL He probably handled the ball as well as he has all season. He was exhausted at the end. ERIK ZAIDEL He hurt his ankle after districts, and we were kind of concerned how he'd be tonight. He threw the b... CHARLIE BROWN An Error is like Salt and A 'Sincere' Apology is like Water and a ''Repeated Same Error'' is like a ... ANUROOP TYAGI We've been a good shooting team all year. We did shoot it well tonight because we moved the ball wel... PETE NORMAN Jihad made the foul too early. We were going to try to deny McNamara the ball. We let him get it. Th... ANDY KENNEDY The season has been going really well for us. As usual, the first couple of weeks of any season were... CHARLES VIDRINE Love is purpose and we all have love so we all have a purpose PARKER LOUIS SEELY We had a lot to contend with last year after being moved off the turnpike. But we learned a lot. AL COHEN The first period we played as well as we (had) all year. They took over in the second, but we got it... GARTH SNOW He's been playing well all year. Kentucky Wesleyan was probably the smallest team we'll play, so we ... LUKE REIGEL He's really pitched very well. His first outing was dominating. He didn't get a decision, but he pit... ED SPRAGUE We started to run the ball pretty well and moved the ball pretty decently. We had some plays we coul... REX GROSSMAN The kids gave it all they had. We just couldn't put the ball in the basket, and we've had a hard tim... DAN ANDRIA We had a couple of moments, but we didn't shoot the ball consistently well as we have this year. BERNIE BUNIAK The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. CRAIG GROESCHEL Why be greedy when you can have it all. ANTHONY T. HINCKS You've really got to tip your hat to Forest - they probably swing the bat as well as anybody I've se... ED MCPADDEN We moved the ball well, but it was not as clean as I'd like to have seen it. We'll have to be better... SCOTT HODKINSON We pressured the ball real well and kept it down on their end, and (we) moved off the ball real well... JOE FAVERO We are having a pretty good year. The year started off great. It was a nice tournament win for us. U... BRAD BROWNELL We played really well in the first half. We played hard on defense and moved the ball. When we do th... DAVID HENLEY The machine demanded access codes. As he entered the first, a faint whispering sound startled him, c... CHRISTINA ENGELA I'm really happy with our pitching right now. We had a few defensive lapses, but you have to expect ... CHAD SPALDING The first half we just didn't play very well. It was probably our poorest performance of the season ... LEONARD BARNES You can't pick the night you're going to play bad. I give a lot of credit to Westerville (Central), ... DALE CORBETT Jeff is the glue to my team. I'd say he's the smartest player I've ever had the privilege of coachin... HOSEA GRAHAM That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it. EMINEM Our kids just play well as a team. They've had great work ethic all year long, and none of them are ... ISAAC MARTI Learning, without any opportunities to share what we've learned, is a little like cooking for oursel... MIKE SCHMOKER Jeff and I would have liked to have had it all or nothing, but we have a client in the middle. TOM GRIFFITH When we started off it was all nervous energy and we probably played everything twice as fast as we ... DAN HAWKINS So many people shall regret three great things tomorrow; things they did, things they did not do and... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH We shadowed Sherry a little. We made him work to get all of his shots. We gave him some clean looks ... COREY GADSON Who cares what are you eating?? Who cares where are you? Who cares what are you posting??<... DEYTH BANGER We are all disciples of the light. STEVEN MAGEE This year, we knew we had a ton of potential. We worked really hard all season and it paid off. JULIE RUGGIERI I think we're both probably different now. It was early, and we didn't play all that well. ALAN KIRK If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... All of us acknowledged the fact that we probably kicked away too much ball, and we didn't get a lot ... BEN TUNE Warrick didn't play as well as he could have last year. He knows that. It was his first year in the ... DALE LINDSEY See the world as it is, not as you wish it would be E. LOCKHART It's a lie to think that you are not good enough. It's a lie to think that you are not beautiful. It... DISON ARNIBAL Whatever the reason, we have not been effective polishing it off and getting it done in the red zone... MARK TAUSCHER It was the same as last time. We continue to play from our own side of the field and we can't play w... ANDY MACDONALD We hadn't had any of those all season. You've got to put the ball in play and put pressure on the de... DEREK LINDAUER We ran into a buzz saw. We had a great week of preparation and felt good about ourselves. It was jus... KARL DORRELL We never really had collaborated [with outside musicians] before Howard left. It's been great, ever ... BELA FLECK When we're playing well together we just want to keep getting the ball. You just keep feeding off it... MEL THOMAS He wasn't as overpowering as he was last year. We put the ball in play. DENNY MCKERNAN Cornell came off the bench and gave us a big lift. We had a lot of guys step forward, which is what ... BENNY HARRIS We're relying on him to have a good year. He worked hard in the off-season. He didn't play basketbal... GEORGE ALEXANDER Early on, the plan was to try and take as much pressure off as we possibly could by emphasizing the ... AL BORGES Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it SARA SHEPARD When We have Patience in our minds and Love in our hearts, Nothing appears to be impossible or unrea... PHILIP T.M We had started him early and he had some hard luck as far as not getting the break. He'd pitch well ... JOEY ESTRELLA It just shows that if we play to our ability, we can play with anybody. We moved the ball around, we... JAMES MCNALLY He has had a rough year, no question about it. But he knows that he's in the rotation now, and he fe... EDDIE JORDAN I thought for an early, cold spring game we did pretty good. We didn't swing the bat as well as we'd... AARON NEW I don't think it's weird. I think Ray and Jake handle that situation well. I think it was more impor... JEFF HOLMAN It means we can play with our batteries fully charged. We have rested all (northern) summer, worked ... IKER CASILLAS We played probably our best game of the season against Cal. They're #6 in the country. I thought we ... LOU TULLY It will be a tough game and we will need all our players if we are to win. As long as we have all ou... CASSMAN WILLIAMS We just go out there every game and give it our all and have fun. When we won district, we realized ... KALLIE JOHNSON We had always played them early in the season. It was perfect to come and play here. BOB SHINKAN we sat there smoking cigarettes at 5 in the morning. CHARLES BUKOWSKI I thought all three games were good ball games. I was a little disappointed that we didn't hit as we... FRED HILL It's tough to find Jeff on an off day and he's just solid game in and game out. I thought we had the... ERIC SIMS We're not doing some things as well as we did early in the season. We have to get those kinds of pro... LARRY FRENCH We had great coverage and he (McCullough) laid the ball in there to the kid. We gave them the smalle... JAY BLAYLOCK All I ever did to that apartment was hang fifty yards of yellow theatrical silk across the bedroom w... JOAN DIDION We can never make proper goodbyes. It was your last ride in a Checker cab and you had no warning. It... COLSON WHITEHEAD Its not going to be easy to replace a guy like Sergio, but we like what Larry brings to the table,... ROBERT DAVENPORT We knew we had the ability to do it. Winning the MML was something we all had our eyes on at the beg... JARRYD LENTZ We knew we had to come out and play hard. (North Cobb has) the ability to control the tempo. I do be... DOUG LIPSCOMB We haven't played good basketball all year. Hopefully, we will play better as a team as the season g... PEJA STOJAKOVIC They just didn't give up. We're a good basketball team at the right part of the year. We're playing ... DAWN SEILER I told Zane that's he's had good starts all year long, and every pitcher somewhere every year is goi... JAMES MANSINGER We have a right to life, not on it. DANIEL MELGAçO He throws the ball better than Ball does and runs just as well. Maybe we will have learned from our ... DAVID GIBBS We ended the season with 18 girls on three teams that gave it their all and wanted to play. CHARBEA HALLER Somewhere in the ruins above them, the cats are howling. ANTHONY DOERR
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JEFF LINDSAY ¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el... JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot... JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y... JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine." I looked over at my answerin... JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai... JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist. JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c... JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d... JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep... JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve... JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ... JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock... JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark... JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva... JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be. JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good. JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that... 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