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We were getting one shot and they were getting two.... DALLAS RICHARDSON We want to be very aggressive defensively and not allow uncontested shots. We have to rebound and li... ROB HEISE Tuesday (Jan. 10) we shot almost 60 percent. It was just one of those nights, but you have to attrib... TODD LAW They were in a rhythm tonight and we couldn't get them out of it. They made it tough for us the whol... ANTAWN JAMISON One of our keys to the game was to make them beat us shooting 3s, and they did that. We saw them twi... BRIAN GOLUB That was the only game where we allowed anyone to score on us. They scored early in the game and con... JACK BEARDMORE The fans were getting into the game after that three. So that run that Mark gave us was huge in stop... DUSTIN MAGUIRE Those two runs we made were huge when you look at the final score. We knew how big they were inside ... CRAIG HAASE It was a huge game tonight and it was nice to really show up for a game like that. We are watching s... ANDY SUTTON It was good for us, I suppose. Those kinds of times produce qualities in us that make us better for ... FAY WRAY This was a game of spurts. The things that hurt us tonight were the fundamentals. Throwing the ball ... TODD LAW If some of those easy ones go in early, it could have been a different game. But the bottom line is ... GREG WAITS The safety was big because that turns it into a two possession game. Grand Rapids pushed some button... DAVE EWART It was a hard-fought game. It was a great win for our kids. We didn't play well early, but they dug ... DON MEYER We were so eager to get out there and play tonight I said to the staff during one of the timeouts th... CATHY INGLESE They came out in a zone, and the girls were open. One thing I tell the girls, when they have a good ... CHRIS KEMPF They controlled the boards on us. They would get two or three shots and we were only getting one sho... JAY RANSOM During the game (Barclay) said lots of things that were helpful, as far as the kinds of looks I was ... WILLIAM ANDREWS They're a big, strong team and we'll have to play our best game to advance. We may adjust our starti... DAN BARTRAM White's shot was huge. We wanted the last shot but took it too early. CHARLIE MORGAN We just couldn't handle their press and we shot terrible. I thought our shooting and the inability t... GERALD WALSH Alex hit that first shot and fueled us the rest of the game. It was a huge win. If we lost, our titl... JACK PURTELL I saw us execute defensively what we were supposed to do at the beginning of the game. They got some... JEFF KASPARIE That first quarter was huge for us tonight. We came out and scored 24 points and set the tone that t... JOE KONIECZNY I thought we played a heck of a game up front and we talked about that. Some of these guys went to t... CHAD SPENCE Early in the first half they were hurting us. They were getting offensive rebounds [off threes]. One... JARED GOBEL We knew coming in that rebounding was one of the keys for us. They out-rebounded us by 20 in the reg... CURT SMYTH Those kinds of things wear on you after a while. If you miss a few, if you're worried about getting ... BRIAN KATZ For us it was turnovers. Every time we turned the ball over, they converted it into points it seemed... LARRY EPPERLY You could feel the electricity tonight from the moment you walked out of the locker room, it was an ... PAT ONSTAD Anytime you can head into the playoffs with some wins, it helps your confidence. Even though we were... DICK WETTENGEL It's those kinds of data services that are in their early stages but have opportunities for both com... APRIL HORACE I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Going into the game we were worried about three things. Keeping them out of 3-point range, getting o... BILL BAKAMUS We preached and preached for the last few days and before the game tonight that our biggest asset to... TOM HERRING That's what hurt us in the three losses we have, because all three of them were by one run. Early in... DAN BOWLING We saw it in them early in the game that they were winded. We just kept trying to run them, and it w... JAJUAN SMITH That play was big. It looked like we were starting to get back into the game after scoring on our fi... DIXON SAULS We just didn't shoot the ball well at all tonight. It was awful. Those are shots that we hit 90 perc... JOE STACEY We had a good bench today. They really gave us a pick up. We got the lead early tonight and were abl... DICK DELANEY They just do a great job on the boards. We knew that was one of the keys to the game, keeping them o... DOUG FOLLIS They were coming in here ready to give us one more big shot. They had the adrenaline going early and... BARBARA STEVENS We knew if we got on top of them early, they wouldn't have the firepower to come back. It felt great... ANDREW ENGEL The plan was to be aggressive. They were more of a team that you can shot fake and go. They try to g... ASHLEY NOBLES It was a hard-fought game, and them being the good team they are, they made a run. We came down the ... DAMON AYERS We've got to understand that when teams like Saint Martin's play against us this is the biggest game... FRANK OSTANIK This is obviously very big for us. This not only is a big win for us but it puts us in great positio... DANA FERRY We're getting our first shots and the goalie was making the save and the second shot was sitting rig... JASON BLAKE We needed some momentum and a game to get back some confidence. Southern Miss is a great team. To co... JUSTIN HENRY They are keys, huge keys. CURTIS JOHNSON The first game was the first game. There were some little things I had to take care of early in the ... COURTNEY BROWN That's not the way we scripted the game to start. It just snowballed from there. One of the keys was... BRAD SODERBERG Tonight we got behind and instead of staying more compact in our zone and playing it aggressively, w... BRUCE MOORE Chad does a lot of the little things out there that we need done. He goes and gets the ball, whether... VIC ORTIZ We needed to do that, to control the ball with our running game, and obviously, that was one of the ... MIKE HOLMGREN Tami had it going tonight. It was one of those nights where we wanted her to carry us a little bit. ... JEFF PUSTINA We played them twice this year and on both of those occasions we were able to physically dominate th... JIM CALHOUN That was a huge shot for us. That's the way Jenny played all summer. She shot the ball extremely wel... ERIC DIXON We noticed that when they put up a shot, only one of their guys was going to the board and the rest ... BRETT MCFARLAND Four of us work year-round sorting books, pricing them and getting them organized. And most of the b... JOSEPHINE FIDLER That was a game. That was one heck of a game. That was one of those games that nobody deserved to lo... MACKEY SASSER I knew we were in for a dogfight from the beginning. They took us out of our game early, and they to... ANDRE MIDGETT We came out and kind of set the tone right away. We left them know that it was our game but our defe... MEGAN GEPHART In the early years, 8, 10, 12 points that was a lot of points for one person ... It was a much more ... KURT GIBSON Tonight was just one of those games you have to gut it out. It seemed we were beaten two or three ti... MIKE D'ANTONI We were up one and we got a rebound. But they got a key steal, basket and foul shot. That was a huge... BRIAN CLODI Our focus was where it was supposed to be tonight, maybe for the first time all year. We've been rea... LINN WILLIAMS It was one of those nail biter-type games, ... And I feel sorry for the fans that left the game earl... MICHAEL LEWIS It was one of those nail biter-type games. And I feel sorry for the fans that left the game early. T... MICHAEL LEWIS One of the girls' goals was to get a sectional plaque. We had never done it. They accomplished that.... JEFF FROELICH We had a lot of motivation for tonight. We had tough practices to get ready for this one. It was a b... ABBY MYERS I told them before the game, defense and foul shots were going to win the game, and they proved me r... DEBBIE SKELLY We shot free throws well at the end of the game. Kendra stepped up and that was huge for us. When no... DENA SIEVERS We consistently shot ourselves in the foot with turnovers and they took advantage of them. Northvill... DENNY BUTCHER Those are all the little things that are the foundation of the game, and if you don't do those thing... MIKE EAVES Pierre played some good rallies early in the match. They're doing better and better all the time. Th... GREG MURLEY Some find that they are content with little, while others find that they want much, much more. Still... STEPHEN RICHARDS I thank God for schools that are serious about the gospel of Jesus Christ. They are vital to perpetu... JAMES C. DOBSON I think that that was a challenge for us mentally but we need to figure out how to deal with those k... EMILY COLE That was really a huge save at that point in the game. Really, both of our goal keepers have been ve... DANA FERRY When (Brantley) got hurt that gave us an opportunity to really work the inside game. Once we did tha... JEFF FROELICH We need one of our keys to be possession. Jon gives us some quickness up front. He's very elusive an... ANDY ZANTOW If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... He was so close to having a bad game. He was mad at himself because he felt he wasn't helping his te... BRIAN VOYLES We had a real game for the first time in two weeks tonight and it was one of those that really could... JOHN KOSMINA We didn't handle their pressure that well tonight. Handling pressure, limiting turnovers and rebound... DAVE STEPHENS We figured they were going to try to hold for the last shot, but we didn't want them to get anything... DAVE WOJCIECHOWSKI We all have those things that help us carry on through life. It is important that these things upon ... L.M. BROWNING Mexico City is a lopsided advantage for the Mexican team. With the altitude, it makes it a completel... BRUCE ARENA We do drama, we do lots of videos, high-energy media kinds of entertainment things for them, but the... BRAD WATSON I think it is the biggest win of the year. We played 60 minutes against a great team and especially ... 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JEFF COOPER Imagine if Congress always put the interests of polluters ahead of the health of our families. Our r... JEFF MERKLEY My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto t... JEFF DUNHAM A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic huma... JEFF LINDSAY Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I h... JEFF LINDSAY Their conversation ceased abruptly with the entry of an oddly-shaped man whose body resembled a cert... JEFF PHILLIPS I used to be on the Lincoln City Council. You learn that there's never enough money for all of t... JEFF FORTENBERRY By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks... JEFF GILES Is that why you're crying?" (...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see.... JEFF LINDSAY ¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el... JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot... JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y... JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine." I looked over at my answerin... JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai... JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist. JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c... JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d... JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep... JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve... JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ... JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock... JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark... JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva... JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be. JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good. JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that... JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ... JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th... JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a... JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all. JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ... JEFF LINDSAY