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GARTH TUCK We aren't in an information age, we are in an entertainment age.
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WILL ARNETT No, Arrested Development was such an amazing experience in every way, and you know it was very uniqu...
WILL ARNETT I am happy because I'm grateful. I choose to be grateful. That gratitude allows me to be happy.
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DAN DELL We live in a society where every business has a huge scope.
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RALPH WALDO EMERSON I declare
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Someone will remember who we ...
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KURT SCHERF As the boomers age, we think there will be an upswing.
JEFF BECKELMAN The Palestinian Arabs will have their autonomy, we will have our security. We shall live together.
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GEORGE WILL Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand...
WILL DURANT A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
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