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Related I go into meetings, and people have this preconceived notion of me that I didn't work hard to ge... LAUREN CONRAD So this is going to be drill!? DEYTH BANGER People have this notion of me being this sweet, nice girl, but I'm kind of a pervert. MICHELLE BRANCH I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX I'm not thinking about what needs to be on the radio. I'm not thinking about anything other ... BRIAN MCKNIGHT Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Lull me with your lullabies.. Serenade me with your souls. Make me dance with symphonies.. Do jazz w... KIM JOHN A. AGUIRRE This is my fundamental teaching: that there is no division between this and that. That is contained ... OSHO It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON I think of how perhaps the best way to fly would be with hands full of earth, so you always remember... ALLY CONDIE It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON I will love myself despite the ease with which I lean toward the opposite. SHANE L. KOYCZAN Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH While I dance I cannot judge, I cannot hate, I cannot separate myself from life. I can only be joyfu... HANS BOS I hope something happens. I'm restless as the devil and have a horror of getting fat or falling in l... F. SCOTT FITZGERALD About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo... PETER LERANGIS You see?" Damien leaned over his desk and spread out half a dozen charcoal sketches. "These are only... RICK RIORDAN When drugs itself are a treatment, what further treatment do you want. APURVA GAGLANI She recalled how Pauline had fallen off a bus one night, late, went skidding into Creedmoor. In a no... ALICE MCDERMOTT I had no illusions about love anymore. It came, it went, it left casualties or it didn't. People wer... SARAH DESSEN Coraline nunca había comprendido qué motivo había llevado a alguien a pintar un cuenco con frutas... NEIL GAIMAN When it comes to my racing career I'm very driven and very selfish. People who are around me at ... JENSON BUTTON It's like there's this boldness that I have where I'm driven by something that I can'... K. FLAY Whenever I'm trying to decide how to spend my precious time, energy, or money, I ask myself a se... GRETCHEN RUBIN People have this impression that I'm this crazy Christian, but I'm really balanced. CHERYL JAMES I'm a little concerned about this notion everybody wants us to be objective. PETER JENNINGS I think I'm the kind of person who would be very difficult to employ - I'm pretty annoying, ... AARON LEVIE What I learned was that celebrities come to me with a preconceived notion. They think I'm fun, o... VICKI LAWRENCE I'm going to say this - to the people in Seattle, to all the people in Seattle that trust me, th... FELIX HERNANDEZ I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jok... ALEXEI SAYLE I've got a few ideas," (Amy) admitted. "But I don't know where we're going in the long term. I mean ... RICK RIORDAN I had this sort of idolatry for certain actors who preceded me, people who inspired me, so I'm h... MERYL STREEP I can't even SARAH VAN WATERSCHOOT Obviously, at this age, I've lost people in my life. But with a parent, it's just different.... CAROL LEIFER I think women get caught up too much in having a plan - 'I'm going to get married at this ag... JULIA STILES Almost all of my jobs have been on locations. And I think you can be that person who says, 'I ha... ERIN CUMMINGS From racial profiling and being pulled over just for 'driving while black' to this new pheno... AL SHARPTON What I don't like so much is to give explanations about people's behaviour... I'm not in... CLAIRE DENIS People always brand me as this person who is anti-Brady, and I don't think that I ever have been... EVE PLUMB I think if we're going to live in this - in this world - in this technological world where infor... PETER T. KING All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense. FRANçOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD Every girl’s journey is a book of unknowns
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ABBY WAMBACH At this point, I have 10 pairs of cat earrings because fans bring them to me. The next song I write,... MARY LAMBERT This whole 'X Factor' thing with people assuming I'm going to be a one-hit wonder - that... CHER LLOYD I'm a very consistent leader, and people won't find me different day to day. You won't h... GAIL KELLY 'Friends With Benefits': it feels like a two-hander to me, but it is a big movie, and this i... JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "Olga knows the way." "Funny name for an aircraft... GORDON KORMAN I've fully embraced who I am. I stopped fighting with people and just come to realize, 'This... ESTELLE I've never been willing to lie about my age. Why on earth would I want to tell people I'm 35... SHARON STONE People in life take on certain stories and say, 'I'm going to be defined by this story and I... STANA KATIC I think my thing is that... I don't know. And that's why I don't wanna sing about 'T... ZARA LARSSON In N.Y.C., I auditioned for mostly 'quirky friend' roles. Since casting directors in L.A. la... BECKI NEWTON People ask me all the time which I would prefer doing more, but I honestly can't say. When I'... CASSIE STEELE Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. SENECA Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. SENECA We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing. SENECA Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on a voyage, or my house when I propose to take... SENECA Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life. SENECA Luck is where opportunity meets preparation. SENECA Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures. SENECA I'm a wonderful disaster. So are you. We're all a mess. We're in this culture that says ... EMILIO ESTEVEZ I would be lying if I said it wasn't cool to see myself on the cover of 'Vanity Fair,' r... MEGYN KELLY I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, ... STEVEN WRIGHT They may well say not only is this not true, but I will put in an injunction to prevent publication.... IAN HISLOP I have such an ego 'cause I'm a double Leo. I can't let go of me, you know, so it's ... PAUL MOONEY I've always thought that as long as directors and casting directors don't see me as just Har... DANIEL RADCLIFFE I know that there's people that have expectations of me, and I'm a people pleaser, so I want... YVETTE NICOLE BROWN I really hate people who feel their private lives should be paraded, and there are magazines like ... ROSS KEMP There is never a right or wrong time to have kids; it happens for whatever reason, but you can have ... DANNY DYER This stand wasn't because I feel like I'm being put down in any kind of way. This is because... COLIN KAEPERNICK I just think that people take me a little more seriously as a brunette. I don't know if that'... KATE BOSWORTH I'm constantly playing this game in my head where I'm thinking, 'Can this quote be pared... ANNA KENDRICK Now we have one chance in some case, as in this body but in other body we will have + one because we... DEYTH BANGER I love the challenge of the game. I love the work. My goal right now is to have a season next year t... ALEX RODRIGUEZ I'm just this committed dilettante. I think what I've found is that I've tried to do a l... GRAHAM MOORE I just am who I am. And then when people label me eccentric or different, I'm kind of astonished... DAPHNE GUINNESS The important thing to me is that I'm not driven by people's praise and I'm not slowed d... RUSSELL CROWE I refuse to be one of those artists who, 10 years from now, they're bitter about the rise and th... LUKE BRYAN I'm concerned with the future. I'm concerned with my life, my present, my friends, people I ... JEFF BUCKLEY The first time I ever did a play, in junior high school, I said to myself, 'Hey, people like me ... STEPHEN FURST
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