We have a very impressive schedule this year. Last season, I think we managed to sneak up on people, but this year, everyone knows exactly what we have.

The talent level continues to rise each and every year.

To just head off to one tournament, the bill could be as much as $6,000. Travel, hotel and food cost money, and we try to give these young men the best.

Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home.

People are constantly saying, 'How's it feel to have such an impact?' I just want to be funny. I'm a comedian, not a political thinker. We're changing the world one factual error at a time.

They're all cult of personality, ... People don't come there for news. They come there for that guy's take on it. It's an editorial. Aaron Brown loves the sound of his voice. He sucks the flavor out of every sentence.