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Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES If the people who make the decisions are the people who will also bear the consequences of those dec... JOHN ABRAMS The governing board makes those decisions. GARY VEST Don’t confuse the two: Intelligence is knowing how to make decisions. Wisdom is knowing which of t... J.R. MORALES As a policymaker, as a public servant, I come to Washington, D.C., and I make difficult decisions an... JON TESTER Your life today is the result of a series of decisions you made that have caused you to arrive where... CHRIS PRENTISS There are two decisions you need to make after you have accepted Jesus into your life. One: You need... CORALLIE BUCHANAN Being a press secretary [is like] learning to type: You're hunting and pecking for a while and then ... LARRY SPEAKES MYLES MUNROE And as a director, you make 1,000 decisions a day, mostly binary decisions: yes or no, this one or t... JASON REITMAN BENJAMIN DISRAELI THOMAS JEFFERSON There are more references in the Koran than
the Bible to Mary, the mother of Jesus.
-Julia W-. JULIA W JUNIUS SAMUEL JOHNSON ADLAI E. STEVENSON Being a press secretary is like learning to type: You're hunting and pecking for a while and the... LARRY SPEAKES You didn’t just automatically become a Christian, did you? You weren’t made a Christian by just ... CORALLIE BUCHANAN MARK ZUCKERBERG DON YAEGER People make decisions, and maybe you don't always agree, but those choices are still their own. BRENNA YOVANOFF I would support them getting a chance to retake the test. I'm almost positive that they would be all... JOE MADRIGAL There are a lot of obstacles and you really have to think and make the best decisions possible. You ... CHRIS BYRNE Well, we've faced very difficult decisions and challenges in our country, every one of us have, ... LAURA BUSH Throughout my political career, I've believed in the concept of home rule. Some call it local contro... LINDA LINGLE I'm only the assistant. I can only carry out the decisions of the court. I want a chance to make som... BILL MCGINNIS The judge is forced for the most part to reach his audience through the medium of the press whose re... IRVING R. KAUFMAN HAROLD S. GENEEN I think that they are going to look separately, making individual, separate decisions. Those individ... VERONICA ALGEO People often say that, in a democracy, decisions are made by a majority of the people. Of course, th... WALTER H. JUDD Based on the benefits that were available, people made irreversible life-changing decisions and to g... APRIL BOLING TERRY PRATCHETT Chancellor Michael Harris,an economist who has studied the auto industry for 20 years THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Without help we can't stand on our feet long. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Testing is not a food safety measure. Rather, it's a way to find out the prevalence of the disease. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Here, he jokes with his teammates on the field. He yells encouragement, willingly accepts the spotli... THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The president's authority to take military action — including the use of communications intelligen... THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Our medal predictions rested with our beat writers. Best in the World. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Agencies submit proposed rules for publication in the Federal Register. After a period for public co... THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Those people who have seen us play, there's no way you could be surprised it was a close game. All o... THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The president's authority to take military action including the use of communications intelligenc... THE ASSOCIATED PRESS I'm the type of girl who smiles a lot. I'm the type of girl who is kind to everyone. I'm the type of... NANA ADJOA SAAM IRENE NYAME YE AGGREY-FYNN That was probably one of the toughest decisions I ever had to make. But you make the decisions you m... JIM THOME DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER We had too many turnovers (15). I don't think it was the press. At times we made poor decisions and ... MIKE PURCELL Champions make decisions, and decisions make champions. JOHN DI LEMME MAISIE WILLIAMS They had no ability to make those decisions whatsoever. They were just following orders. JAMES GEAGAN ALEKSANDR SOLZHENITSYN HOWARD SCHULTZ DAN BROWN THOMAS SOWELL The averages person makes about 79 decisions per day. Most are small decisions that are made quickly... TERENCE T. GORSKI In my book (he has), but guess what? My book don't mean much, ... I don't know. That's why you have ... JEROME BETTIS CORAZON AQUINO ANTONIN SCALIA I will not run against Senator Staples. I've got too much respect for him. If he formally announces,... ROBERT NICHOLS This type of behavior shouldn't exist in any type of political arena. Each of us is making decisions... ANDY KELLY Make decisions with your mind alongside your heart, for decisions based on pure rationality lack pas... DORINA CIOC You can think of all the things a Congress or a legislature does, and then you kind of overshadow th... DAN WEBSTER KIRK CAMERON BENJAMIN WATSON CATHY MCMORRIS RODGERS No decisions have yet been made to put any of those properties up for sale. BILL BRENNAN BARNEY FRANK A lot of them are worried. I pray with them that their families have made wise decisions and that Go... JOE COLLINS The exercise covered the principal decision-making and communications issues that would face us in a... DAVID ROSENTHAL SIVA KANESWAREN You probably have the right to disclose them, guaranteed by the First Amendment, but that’s no gua... KENNETH EADE STEPHEN HARPER The first ever book to be published on a printing press was the Bible and we're doing the same thing... GEORGE RODRIGUEZ I am not the sheriff. We bring ideas to the table but we don't make those decisions. DARRELL COX We make our decisions, and then our decisions turn around and make us. F.W. BOREHAM I think that it's important if you run for President that you have to make those important decis... BIRCH BAYH The way people make decisions about cell phones is still about cheap minutes, good coverage at home ... JULIE ASK freedom is the opportunity to take decisions. Not to take decisions are plenty of time become reason... DR. SHAILESH THAKER HILLARY CLINTON I think we do need more troops over there and have for a long period of time. The people who make th... JOE SCHWARZ JAMES PATTERSON ABRAHAM LINCOLN ABRAHAM LINCOLN The press secretary who starts to narrow down or close the president's options because he answer... ARI FLEISCHER No matter how much feelings you may have for this person, be mindful on the decisions you make & on ... JUSTIN COX We have to allow people in the states to make their own decisions, to get government agencies out of... PETE SESSIONS Secretary McDonough is continuing to make important changes at the agency. The governor has full con... ALIA FARAJ It's one of those situations. You're trying too hard and you get so frustrated that things aren't wo... REUBEN DROUGHNS GARY VAYNERCHUK FREDERICK SPEAKMAN FREDERICK SPEAKMAN If the board isn't keeping the association informed and making decisions that are proper for the ass... JAMES STRICHARTZ You can NEVER go back and start over; you can only make new decisions. TRAVIS J HEDRICK Agribusiness professionals are concerned that there's been a decline in the number of farmers who ma... CORINNE ALEXANDER Agribusiness professionals are concerned that there's been a decline in the number of farmers who ma... CORINNE ALEXANDER THE DECISIONS YOU MAKE ARE WHO YOU ARE. DONALD LYNN FROST Make it fast, make it colorful, and make it full of decisions for the players. MATT FINCH I don't make decisions around here. I have to wait until April to see how everything works out. DELMON YOUNG DAVID BERGEN AARON SORKIN Those who play badminton well take decisions quickly. DMITRY MEDVEDEV RONALD COHEN
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