We have a lot of mulch fires at different locations because of the dry conditions. With the dry conditions, people discard their smoking material into the mulch and it causes problems.


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A compassionate conservative is someone who electrocutes juveniles but lets them have a last 'make a...
GARRISON KEILLOR
Let's do the nuances,
GARRISON KEILLOR
It's very pretty here. The stadium is very intimate and the court plays great. The hospitality is gr...
ZINA GARRISON
We're not doing anything new with Snort. What we're doing is Snort with high speed and low latency, ...
STEVE GARRISON
I love rhymes; I love to write a poem about New York and rhyme 'oysters' with 'The Clois...
GARRISON KEILLOR
I talk in subjects and verbs, and sort of wind around in concentric circles until I get far enough a...
GARRISON KEILLOR
Substantial interest already has been expressed, both from Petaluma firms and some outside the area.
DOUG GARRISON
We are adding parking and a signal at the south entrance of the campus, but as we've seen with the n...
DOUG GARRISON
Hit television show American Idol is the perfect example of this. Thousands of hopefuls sing their h...
DOUG GARRISON
This is a monumental step for Santa Rosa Junior College, because it is a direct statement that it is...
DOUG GARRISON
When we surveyed students about their interests and needs, they expressed a lot of support for the u...
DOUG GARRISON
It will be a process. The heart and soul of our college is our faculty, and we've already found a qu...
DOUG GARRISON
I'm genuinely excited about what we'll be able to do to better serve the community. At the same time...
DOUG GARRISON
Lately I can't help wanting us
to be like other people.
For example, if I were a smoker, DEBORAH GARRISON
It would be a challenge even for the Delaware Theater Company to do a show like this.
DENVER GARRISON
I don't know if he could or not. He could try.
DENVER GARRISON
Gas prices are too high. Something should be done about it.
DENVER GARRISON
Selfish people try to keep or get things but they loose people
HANNAH GARRISON
A guest from company A could possibly hack into a conference held by company B, their competitor, st...
DAVID GARRISON
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them...
GARRISON KEILLOR
That smacks of bribery. He just opens himself up to misusing his money. This is the quintessential r...
GARRISON NELSON
The superstars have landed. This is a clear sign that the Democrats know how important this Senate r...
GARRISON NELSON
It's just more of a grass-roots approach. It's fans taking matters into their own hands and making g...
GARRISON STARR
The cats are terrible. Out of every 10, nine are scratching and biting and hissing.
JANE GARRISON
I've been bitten, scratched, had [my] head cracked open.
JANE GARRISON
The suffering is overwhelming. Sometimes they have food left, but all their water is gone. Every sec...
JANE GARRISON
We feel very betrayed in regards to … them taking our money and giving the administrators a raise.
JANNA GARRISON
They're taking our money and giving it to the principals.
JANNA GARRISON
It's taking our money that we're sacrificing ... and they're giving the administrators up to an 11 p...
JANNA GARRISON
We should be able to work together, but the only way you can work together is with integrity and tru...
JANNA GARRISON
Our goal was to be in the top ten and nobody gave us a prayer. (Eighth place) isn't to bad for a tea...
JACK GARRISON
(Reese) came out here and beat all the good kids. What a tournament both of them had.
JACK GARRISON
He's a tough kid. You have to want to beat the hell out of the kid; that's the attitude you need.
JACK GARRISON
We needed a few more pins, they pinned us more than we pinned them and that hurt us. But I'm proud o...
JACK GARRISON
I tell you what, we set a team goal to win the region and I think the team did everything they could...
JACK GARRISON
He takes a kitchen chair and sits in the yard and all the ducks come around. He holds up the cheese ...
GARRISON KEILLOR
This is not about money. This is about the judicial system gone awry. This is about two jurors being...
LARRY GARRISON
Right now I have the whole world converging on me to do interviews. I have a major (TV) network that...
LARRY GARRISON
As far as I know I'm doing a book with him on the Jackson trial. All I can say is that he is a chara...
LARRY GARRISON
As far as I know I'm doing a book with him on the Jackson trial.
LARRY GARRISON