We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Gay robbers came in last night and rearranged the living room

They tell me now that SpongeBob is gay. SquarePants is not gay. Tight pants maybe. SpongeBob Hot Pants? You go, girl!

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

If there's a hiccup, he's back in like a burglar.

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there.