Gay robbers came in last night and rearranged the living room


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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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We came in last night, and I haven't heard of any violence.
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Water came in and then the ceiling collapsed. We were really shaken up last night.
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The walls in my room know your name. They heard me sigh your name last night!
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All that ever came before me are thieves and robbers: but the sheep did not hear them.
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We fall back into the past, we jump ahead into the future, and in this we lose our entire lives.
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I have always wished the present to resemble memory: because the present can be flat at times, and b...
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So that makes us robbers of robbers," said Bug, "who pretend to be robbers working for a robber of o...
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A person who lives truly in present time is dependent on oneself only not on sycophants’ people.
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She plucked the blossoms from the bag and arranged them, one by one, in the water glass on her dress...
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Tomorrow is tomorrow.
Future cares have future cures,
And we must mind today.
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To him, even the momentary was momentous.
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‎You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the...
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I’d wish it were easier to not allow other people’s pasts to create my own present.
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There came to port last Sunday night The queerest little craft, Without an inch of rigging on;...
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In blissful dream, in silent night, There came to me, with magic might, With magic might, my o...
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This gay parade came and they threw sausages.
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To-night, at least, to-night be gay, Whate'er to-morrow brings.
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I left last night and they had plowed the parking lot, and when I came back this morning, another fo...
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You say, Senca, that you were violated by robbers, but the robbers deny it
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These snow geese came into this field and started feeding in it last night. We kind of thought they ...
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Things were a little untidy, but what did that matter? It was possible to become the slave of things...
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To live in the present, you need to act or accept but never stay stuck.
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He came in [to the locker room] and gave everybody a hug.
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I was hanging out with Jonathan Richman last night.
EVAN DANDO
Nothing was stolen or damaged. Just rearranged.
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Write to Say something,
Say to Make something,
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I can't believe I'm watching what I'm watching. That's my living room. That was my living room.
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ROBIN WILLIAMS
I had a lovely military flight, thank you. I love spiraling in -- nothing like that to make your col...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
The brightest light has gone out. We will forever celebrate her loving spirit.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
[I was] hoping for the fallout of girls that would go for him. I was kind of his fool. We went throu...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
I think it takes Barry.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
After a while, you just kind of chill. It just becomes a whole different lifestyle and no one bother...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
We are so thrilled that Watson has partnered with us as we continue to improve the health care in ou...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you- when he comes down fro...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
If you masturbated with your left hand, would it be like being touched by a retarded person?
ROBIN WILLIAMS
When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for ex...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs
ROBIN WILLIAMS
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it�...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
We constantly stress defense and that was the difference.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
You're only given a spark of madness. You musn't lose it.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures".
ROBIN WILLIAMS
Why do they call it rush hour if no one moves?
ROBIN WILLIAMS
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the ...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
You can fool some of the people some of the time and the rest you can jerk off
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS
The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS
See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS
Sometimes I regret that the wonderful children's stories that have been made into movies were - ...
ROBIN HOBB
Commerce is against morality. Morality is going to lose every time.
ROBIN DAY
I was also lucky to play for an owner, Bud Selig, who truly cared about his players. He'd call m...
ROBIN YOUNT
Bob Dylan and John Lennon and Bruce Springsteen, these are soul guys. Bruce Springsteen might not si...
ROBIN THICKE
I think ever since I started to read, there have been favorite novels for different stages of my lif...
ROBIN HOBB
I developed the pilot for 'Entertainment Tonight' with Jack Haley, Jr. and Al Masini, who be...
ROBIN LEACH