We Americans, who invented traffic, are always being startled by the forms into which it has evolved around the world.

The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.

The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt sorry about it.

Not much was really invented during the Renaissance, if you don't count modern civilization.

Democrats hate America being a world power because world power gives power to the nation instead of to Democrats.

There are a number of Americans who shouldn't vote. The number is 57 percent, to judge by the combined total of Clinton and Perot ballots in the 1996 presidential election.