The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.

Democrats hate America being a world power because world power gives power to the nation instead of to Democrats.

We Americans, who invented traffic, are always being startled by the forms into which it has evolved around the world.

Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don't draft people; it's not jury duty.

Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.

Jack Abramoff is the world's best lobbyist - for the Federal Penitentiary System.