The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.
P. J. O'Rourke
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The spoiled, self-indulgent, self-centered little brats sort of thing.
CHUCK WHITE There is still a sentiment that Quebecers are the spoiled brats of Canadian confederation and that Q...
BENOIT PELLETIER When you are investing in J. P. Morgan,
BRAD HINTZ J. P. Morgan. He was kind of a douche.
T. J. MILLER Overall the capital markets were not strong for the company [J. P. Morgan],
ANDREW COLLINS One thing the company loses by not being part of J&J is not having more money for market development...
JAN WALD Canada is being irresponsible by allowing so many seals to be killed.
REBECCA ALDWORTH They were being nickel-and-dimed by J&J. They had to get out of that loop.
JAN WALD Modern democracy: Government of the irresponsible, by the irresponsible, for the irresponsible.
MUHAMMED HAIDER Oh, hasn't he told you? The ones before. None of them last, you see. That's the whole point.
J.P. DELANEY It is impossible to treat a child too well. Children are spoiled by being ignored too much or by har...
SLOAN WILSON That feeling I used to have of playing to an invisible audience has been replaced by the consciousne...
J.P. DELANEY I was looking for a name with an old English sound, very easy to pronounce in every language and eas...
DIEGO DELLA VALLE I would expect the next chapter in this story to be the abandonment of the deal by J&J. For J&J I th...
ELI KAMMERMAN At the end of the day, Boston is going to run out of cash ahead of J&J. Boston's really going to hav...
BRUCE NUDELL But I know he loves me. I know he needs our games, that they answer some deep-seated hunger in him.
J.P. DELANEY All these men who loved Emma, I think. For all her problems, men were fixated on her. Will anyone ev...
J.P. DELANEY I feel a thrill of excitement at this first tiny glimpse of self-revelation, of intimacy.
J.P. DELANEY We're all connected now, I think as I send it off into cyberspace. Everyone and everything.
J.P. DELANEY Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeci...
LAURENCE J. PETER Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeci...
MARK TWAIN In fact, the balance wheel which maintains in motion the watch of metaphysics that never runs down, ...
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER Entropy shakes its angry fist at you for being clever enough to organize the world. (p 2)
BRANDON SANDERSON Pleasure is often spoiled by describing it.
STENDHAL The world is run by C students.
SOURCE UNKNOWN The world is run by C students.
ANON. What Mufy means is that he is in possession of rather capacious breasts for a male of the human spec...
FRED BARNETT Beer and brats are Wisconsin staples, and brats soaked in beer are preferred,
DAVE HOLLINGSWORTH It's the sketch Edward did of me before he went away, the one he said was fine but didn't want to ke...
J.P. DELANEY The world is not run by thought, nor by imagination, but by opinion.
ELIZABETH DREW The world is not run by thought, nor by imagination, but by opinion.
ELIZABETH DREW The world is not run by thought, nor by imagination, but by opinion
ELIZABETH DREW I think the world is run by C students.
AL MCGUIRE I think the world is run by 'C' students.
AL MCGUIRE The world is not to be run by miracles but by principles.
SUNDAY ADELAJA She felt one thousand years old. She also felt like maybe she was a condescending brat. She wanted h...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER Producing is a world of compromise and actors are utterly spoiled all the time.
DAMIAN LEWIS Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
P.J. O'ROURKE We have really good parents, and even though they broke up when we were little, we were still raised...
ERIN FOSTER The world has become spoiled with negative people, but being negative does not stop them from being ...
JECON B. NADELA Morocco as it is is a very fine place spoiled by civilization.
RICHARD H. DAVIS Men may be spoiled by education, even as they are spoiled by illiteracy. Education is the preparatio...
TIMOTHY THOMAS FORTUNE Miss J. Hunter Dunn, Miss J. Hunter Dunn,/ Furnish'd and burnish'd by Aldershot sun.
JOHN BETJEMAN Love flows from me into him, and his blue eyes crinkle, huge and happy. Such a smiley baby. The midw...
J.P. DELANEY You say just, Ellis says flatly. There is no just with Edward Monkford. Nothing's more...
J.P. DELANEY I think the world is run by 'C' students.
AL MCGUIRE By afflictions God is spoiling us of what otherwise might have spoiled us. When he makes the world t...
JOHN POWELL I don't like spoilers. I don't like things being spoiled.
MELISSA MCBRIDE J&J is flexing its muscles. That's why J&J has come back so aggressively.
BRUCE NUDELL Live well and be spoiled by simplicity.
DREW JOHNSON My take is that J&J would still like to do the deal but that Guidant is unwilling to negotiate the p...
PATRICK KASER But then I had long mistaken being spoiled for being strong, being defiant for being independent, be...
TAMI HOAG Perhaps, Moody's was just being honest. S&P was being kind.
JAMES LAGO The more the world is specialized the more it will be run by generalists.
MARCEL MASSE Unfortunately our nation, nay, our world, is run by evil morons.
RUDY RUCKER What is more, in fact, we very soon look upon the world as something whose non-existence is not only...
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER And when I realized you had secrets too, I was glad. I thought we could be honest with each other. T...
J.P. DELANEY I loved Emma.' The words, so flat and final, explode into the air. 'But she lied to me. I thought pe...
J.P. DELANEY I know it must look odd, given that I didn't even know Emma. But it seems to me that almost no one r...
J.P. DELANEY But one day, when Toby is old enough, I will take down a shoe box from a shelf where it is kept, and...
J.P. DELANEY I realize something. I haven't had a single flashback or panic attack since I stepped inside the hou...
J.P. DELANEY J. M. Barrie founded a celebrity cricket team with Arthur Conan Doyle, H. G. Wells, Jerome K. Jerome...
JOHN LLOYD Getting into a bidding war with J&J is bad enough. But getting into a cash-throwing contest with J&J...
CAROL LEVENSON The world is run by monsters and you have to deal with them. Some of them run countries, some of the...
KEN LIVINGSTONE Today, we have our own concentrations of economic power. Instead of Standard Oil, U.S. Steel, the Un...
GEORGE PACKER The world is run by an organization more secret than the night of your conception.
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER When I read 'Fantastic Beasts,' the world that J. K. Rowling has created is so wonderful.
EDDIE REDMAYNE By afflictions, God is spoiling us [i.e., taking away from us] of what otherwise might have spoiled ...
JOHN POWELL Everyone wants to rule the world . . . Really, absolutely everyone. That's what it's all about, isn'...
AKIF PIRINçCI Some natures are too good to be spoiled by praise.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Get your filthy hands off the puzzle, you little brats!
KAZUKI TAKAHASHI As for a spoiled life, no life is spoiled but one whose growth is arrested.
OSCAR WILDE With these systems there is less room for error by the voter in addition to fewer spoiled ballots.
CRAIG KEENEY That was Emma—she'd have enjoyed knowing she had something like that, something that could blow he...
J.P. DELANEY Please make a list of every possession you consider essential to your life.
I take...
J.P. DELANEY Sometimes it's as if I can shrink away to nothing. Sometimes I feel as pure and perfect as a ghost. ...
J.P. DELANEY Saul is as different from Simon Wakefield as it's possible to get, I find myself thinking. And Edwar...
J.P. DELANEY I find some of the rhetoric being used against this deal shameful and irresponsible. There is bigotr...
JAMES ZOGBY “Alot of good arguments are spoiled by some person who knows what he is talking about.”
DANIELLE D We're like the wicked witch. We promise gingerbread, then eat the little brats alive.
ORSON SCOTT CARD The irony is, J&J could have had this company for $76 a share.
THOMAS GUNDERSON We were spoiled by previous market conditions. It was very exuberant.
CARL INGRAM We find ourselves in a world of transporting pleasures, ravishing beauties, and tantalising possibil...
C.S. LEWIS The political mind is the product of men in public life who have been twice spoiled. They have been ...
DAVID PIETRUSZA A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about.
SOURCE UNKNOWN A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about.
A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about.
MIGUEL DE UNAMUNO The world is not fair, and often fools, cowards, liars and the selfish hide in high places. (p 57)
BRYANT MCGILL The world is heading for another major crisis that is being called, even by the secular world, “Ar...
BILLY GRAHAM The dollar will continue to run lower, but it's not the end of the world. A weak dollar benefits abo...
ART HOGAN Assonance is not the enemy of rhyme. It helps us to respect rhyme, which has been spoiled by mechani...
AUSTIN CLARKE The point of the presentation was to show that kids are being irresponsible when posting their profi...
NEIL WILLOUGHBY In short, immaturity is spoiled. And what is spoiled doesn’t ripen. It goes bad early, gets bitter...
GINA BARRECA The current approach is irresponsible.
JEFF FURNISH My dad's probably one of the kindest people in the world. When I was younger that's not how ...
LEONARDO DICAPRIO (New Century Financial) has tripled since September 4, ... My sources say the stock has a ways to ru...
GENE MARCIAL Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. Hamilton Wright Mabie...
FRANKLIN P. JONES ... one of the immutable laws of being human is that the people who show up are the right people. [p...
ANNE LAMOTT A P/E is meaningless by itself. A P/E has to look at the price you're paying for earnings but you ha...
KEVIN CARON A P/E is meaningless by itself. A P/E has to look at the price you're paying for earnings but you ha...
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P. J. O'ROURKE The perpetuation of slavery, the exile and extermination of American Indians, and the passage of Jim...
P. J. O'ROURKE Northwest Ohio is flat. There isn't much up. The land is so flat that a child from Toledo is und...
P. J. O'ROURKE The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas - fascism, communism, the atomic bomb.
P. J. O'ROURKE A fundamental American question is, 'What's the big idea?'
P. J. O'ROURKE Preachers at black churches are the last people left in the English-speaking world who know the sche...
P. J. O'ROURKE Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
P. J. O'ROURKE If I were a congressman who had voted for the American Jobs Creation Act of 2004, I'd claim it w...
P. J. O'ROURKE The inherent purpose of American government is let people seek their own goals and to encourage them...
P. J. O'ROURKE Detroit's industrial ruins are picturesque, like crumbling Rome in an 18th-century etching.
P. J. O'ROURKE I like fiction and the kind of history that gives the grace and flavor of fiction to the past. No bl...
P. J. O'ROURKE Daniel Patrick Moynihan is the archetypal extremely smart person who went into politics anyway inste...
P. J. O'ROURKE Kids are disorganized.
P. J. O'ROURKE People say free trade causes dislocation. In actual fact, it's the lowering of trade barriers th...
P. J. O'ROURKE Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby.
P. J. O'ROURKE Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.
J P DONLEAVY Inside every Sancho Panza there's a Don Quixote struggling to get out.
P. J. O'ROURKE Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box.
P. J. O'ROURKE In Hong Kong there is agglomeration beyond my fondest imaginings. The Kowloon district claims a popu...
P. J. O'ROURKE There are plenty of problems in the world, and doubtless climate change - or whatever the currently ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Kuwait City is not gorgeous, actually, but it's got a kind of Epcot Center thing going for it. I...
P. J. O'ROURKE The importance of local governance may not be obvious to an America accustomed to treating city and ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Political discourse has become so rotten that it's no longer possible to tell the stench of one ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Israel is slightly smaller than New Jersey. Moses in effect led the tribes of Israel out of the Dist...
P. J. O'ROURKE It could be that all awful dictators are frustrated artists - Mao with his poetry and Mussolini with...
P. J. O'ROURKE I'm too tough and sensitive to have to have some pubescent twerp with his mom's earring in h...
P. J. O'ROURKE Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
P. J. O'ROURKE Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefull...
P. J. O'ROURKE I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a learning experience. Then again, I like to think ...
P. J. O'ROURKE The purpose of a funeral service is to comfort the living. It is important at a funeral to display e...
P. J. O'ROURKE There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-...
P. J. O'ROURKE With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today...
P. J. O'ROURKE When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are le...
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