Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

When a boy's first romantic interlude is with Pheobe the Dog-Faced Girl, he feels a need to get out into the world and find a new life.

‘A child can play with its mother’s breasts, but not its father’s testicles’ – Guinea

Is it just me, or do you also think this is unnatural behavior in a female parent? Isn't there a federal law that says mothers are not allowed to laugh at vulnerable male children when they are required to wear stupid clothing to work?
There should be.

“The good book tells you to ‘love thy neighbor’, the bad book tells you how to.”

Why is it that people treat being SINGLE like it's the plague? I'm sorry, but it's not leprocy people! Where in the Old Testament does it say, 'boils, locusts, hail and being single'?