Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right.

Telling the entire world and his dog how good a manager I was. I knew I was the best but I should have said nowt and kept the pressure off 'cos they'd have worked it out for themselves.

Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.

If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well.

On occasions I have been big-headed. I think most people are when they get in the limelight. I call myself Big Head just to remind myself not to be.

No cheating bastards will I talk to; I will not talk to any cheating bastards!