If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well.

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.

Telling the entire world and his dog how good a manager I was. I knew I was the best but I should have said nowt and kept the pressure off 'cos they'd have worked it out for themselves.

When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.

Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.

Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right.