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CESAR CONDA If President Bush told Dick Cheney to do something, rather than the other way around, that would be ... DAVIS LOGSDON SENATOR JOHN KERRY PAUL MOONEY ANGIE HARMON I'm pretty sure that Dick Cheney went down there on dual duty, as vice president and chairman of Hal... Q-TIP DAVID LETTERMAN I just want to say I am deeply ashamed and upset that I've hurt Sienna and the people most close to ... JUDE LAW RALPH NADER We had other options. But, I'll say, we were very, very happy when he made the call to say he was st... ANTHONY GRANT I think back a little bit when President Bush was elected President and what kind of economy he inhe... WAYNE ALLARD He always is going to say something about the losing streak. Whenever he remembers, he comes and thr... DARIUS WALKER Those are just some of the people whom we interviewed in the documentary, but that should provide yo... ROBERT GREENWALD I said he showed us 'Barely Legal.' I didn't say he showed us that exact one. JAMES DOE TED ALLEN I get a letter once a week from my mama. She say everything fine at home.. WINSTON GROOM JAY LENO WILL ROGERS WILL ROGERS WILL ROGERS I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES HELEN THOMAS We're cooperating fully, as the president and the vice president directed us. ANNE MCBRIDE Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Vice President Cheney very clearly described the import... SCOTT STANZEL Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, ... Vice President Cheney very clearly described the im... SCOTT STANZEL Do What?' ALAN BRADLEY It's pretty hard to say no when a vice president-elect and a president-elect ask you to be part ... CHRISTINE TODD WHITMAN [President Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, national security adviser Condoleezza Rice and Secretar... ARI FLEISCHER Scientist announced a device that can be placed in a pacemaker and will call your doctor whenever yo... CONAN O'BRIEN I really didn't have any particular inspiration ? a little (Dick) Cheney and Al Gore in there somewh... RAY WISE said they had no indication that Mr. Fitzgerald was considering charging Mr. Cheney with wrongdoing.... DAVID JOHNSTON WILL ROGERS I'd say it's a pretty big loss for us. He was well on his way back to pitching for us again. BOBBY PIERCE That Dick Cheney is pro-torture surprises no one; he freely admits it. NICK FLYNN I did standup comedy. I opened once for Jay Leno. ALAN COLMES PETER T. KING I'm not as offended as the people in my administration should be offended. I think we've got somethi... DERECK WHITTENBURG As Vice President, I want to establish open communication between the students and the administratio... DANIEL WILSON AMIT KALANTRI FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE TERRY MCAULIFFE I grew up with Ernie Harwell. Jack Buck is, like Ernie, an icon. Of course in 1988, when he made the... KIRK GIBSON JAMES DYE JAMES GLEICK [On Sunday, U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney appeared to support the Mitchell report's recommendation... DICK CHENEY He's secretive by nature. It's a dumb thing for officials to do, especially someone as experienced a... LARRY SABATO I think it's fair to say that over the course of the Bush presidency, if Dick Cheney had had his way... ROME HARTMAN That's what I want to invoke on them. This is bigger than them and it is sport and it's a chain of e... RICK SAY They looked at the videotape because of Kali, but I guess they liked the other boys. Same thing happ... WENDELL SAY Many of us in Congress have been calling on the Administration to articulate a bold mission for NASA... SHEILA JACKSON LEE BARTON GELLMAN My family and I are deeply sorry for everything Vice President Cheney and his family have had to dea... HARRY WHITTINGTON DOUGLAS RUSHKOFF GEORGE W. BUSH BEN SHAPIRO Dick Cheney blows birds out
of the sky for pleasure
but he drops bombs on
Iraqi children
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