Dick Cheney has announced that he has agreed to be Bush's running mate in 2004. Cheney says wants four more years as vice president, but I get the feeling Cheney wants four more years at anything. He said the only thing that could keep him from running is another double bacon cheeseburger.
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It's a dumb thing for officials to do, especially someone as experienced a... LARRY SABATO Dick Cheney blows birds out
of the sky for pleasure
but he drops bombs on
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