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JOAN DUNPHY TED ALLEN ROBERT BYRD My family and I are deeply sorry for everything Vice President Cheney and his family have had to dea... HARRY WHITTINGTON JAY LENO My heart goes out to those people who for years have had the door slammed in their face. All they wa... DENA HARTLEY Hank Paulson, obviously, had spent his career on Wall Street, had a deep knowledge of the Street, an... ANDREW ROSS SORKIN Hes learned to never trust anyone with his heart. People lie, cheat, hurt, steal, and play. He cant ... ZACH MOUNCE CHANAKYA God is always on time, it may not be the time you are expecting, but hes on time. Just like he said ... ARTHLENE LAUDAT LAWRENCE And how many a generation did We destroy before them who were mightier in prowess than they, so they... QURAN I've got nothing against L.A. I think it is a really beautiful place. To be able to surf and get... LIEV SCHREIBER There is no better place to heal a broken heart than on the back of a horse. MISSY LYONS Cheney had no problem letting Bradford be first chairman; he didn't let his ego get in the way of a ... JAMES WICKLUND But . . . I know your heart was in the right place—even if your brain had clearly gone on vacation... SHANNON MESSENGER BARACK OBAMA Everything is in place, there is a very nice up-to-date weight room, a new stadium and great facilit... BRANDON COMBS Although Jackson Hole is renowned for both steep and deep, it also has plenty of terrain for the ent... ANNA OLSON The president is to be commended for going to a place where too much excess liability has dramatical... VICTOR SCHWARTZ JAY LENO Stephen Colbert has such a loyal following; I don't know if it's the same with Jay Leno; he ... LISA HANNIGAN DAN QUAYLE I'm a city guy. I really like the fast-pace life, and there is no better place for that than L.A., u... JUSTIN BLALOCK I really didn't have any particular inspiration ? a little (Dick) Cheney and Al Gore in there somewh... RAY WISE France has always had a special place for Apple. This is the best place to discover and chat with al... TIM COOK ERIC MASSA I don't know how else to say it: I'm a better person for knowing him. The world was a better place w... LISA KNAPP As successful as Jay Leno is, Jay Leno hosting the Today' show wouldn't work. BRUCE DUMONT They're more than customers; they are like friends and family. We've even had some second generation... MARC DANLEY The chair and longtime friend of Dick Cheney is proud to declare Dick Cheney the Republican nominee ... TRENT LOTT DAN QUAYLE He knows there?s a place for him to close some games out. We look to him for a lot of confidence. GARY LUCAS JOHN DEAN I was very young, and I remember this heated, passionate argument and trying to figure out some plac... BILL HUIZENGA We will work on takedown and single leg attacks. Guy will work on more attacks. That's his style -- ... CHRIS MANGUM Architecture has always been a very idealistic profession. It's about making the world a better ... FRANK GEHRY JAY LENO Vice President Cheney broke the law. LARRY KLAYMAN SHEL SILVERSTEIN SHEL SILVERSTEIN Under this bill, if (Vice President) Dick Cheney had his hunting accident in Mississippi, there woul... BARBARA POWELL Americans who read the papers or watch Jay Leno have been aware for some time now that there is a sl... RUSTY SCHWEICKART ELBERT HUBBARD BOB KNIGHT I think they may be playing it for all it's worth. If he's trying to get back on a bipartisan track,... BRUCE CAIN It has become a cliche to say that Dick Cheney is the most powerful vice president in American histo... DANIEL BENJAMIN Over the course of the average lifetime you meet a lot of people. Some of them stick with you throug... THE WONDER YEARS I think it's fair to say that over the course of the Bush presidency, if Dick Cheney had had his way... ROME HARTMAN I love that there are beaches you can walk your dog on in San Francisco. Fort Funston is big and alw... JANE WIEDLIN ANGIE HARMON When is the last time anybody heard Vice President Dick Cheney even feign a word of concern for the ... JEFFREY SACHS It's like managing an all-star team. Not everybody gets in as many innings, but the quality of the p... JEFF FAGER This past weekend encompassed all of us in a cloud of misfortune and sadness that is not easy to exp... HARRY WHITTINGTON There you'll find the place I love most in the world. The place where I grew thin from dreaming. My ... JUAN RULFO No one will remember the kick in the balls if hes bleeding everywhere... NATHAN ELMO MELO I did standup comedy. I opened once for Jay Leno. ALAN COLMES Getting to play for the home folks, there on Lake Martin, with guys like Jeff Cook, man it dont get ... BRAD COTTER Jenny, she's aw weet, peer body,
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Vice President Dick Cheney is currently out in South Dakota on a three-day hunting trip. What better... 
At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battere... 
Heath is not a public kind of guy and this has been rough for him. He has had to go on Oprah Winfrey... 
with less credibility on Iraq than Vice President Cheney. 
A week later, President Bush said his administration's response to Katrina was unacceptable. Then he... 
They all think the nuttier they are, the more likely they are to get on David Letterman or Jay Leno,... 
Jay Leno is not a guy who likes change. He eats the same food every day. 
Mission accomplished? The mission in Iraq, as laid out by President Bush and Vice President Cheney, ... 
What vice could be worse than covetousness? What is more sinful than slander? For one who is truthfu... 
The hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too. 
When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr. Vice President. But... 
If what I've been told is true - and I believe it is, General David Petraeus, a commander with s... 
When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr. Vice President. But... 
With Bush, I've long thought this presidency has been swallowed by his vice president. Dick Cheney i... 
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Rockabye Baby, in the treetop
You had better be a round peg in a square hole than a round peg in a round hole. The latter is in fo... 
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The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. 
Bill Clinton sitting on Air Force One getting his hair cut while people around the country cooled th... 
Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But Im not concerned about ... 
I felt that justice had been served and that the world was, in some way, a better place for all of u... 
Vice President Dick Cheney reportedly has been disturbed over what he sees as the erosion of preside... 
What better way to work out than by the beach with my pup, Gucci? We power walk a bit, take in the b... 
But, for a little while, this is the place for us -- a good place too--a place of good omen, a place... 
I want a guy I can go hiking with, who wants to do outdoorsy stuff. It's so much fun to be out i... 
There's nothing better for kids than a bucket and shovel at the beach. 
Not like a heart, which let people in without permission, held them in a special place she never had... 
What is too heavy for the strong and what place is too distant for those who put forth effort? 
I am all for people having their heart in the right place; but the right place for a heart is not in... 
We believe that in your province you have granted a second term to our president, George W. Bush, an... 