Very few bass, lots of sturgeon. It has been the best sturgeon winter in many years. But weather is so crappy you can't always fish for them.

This feels like 80 degrees here. I'm from Ohio, and I played at Minnesota. I've played in cold weather.

For a happy marriage, always do what your wife tells you to do, and what she doesn't know won't hurt her.

I have never met anyone in Ireland who understood the Irish Question, except one Englishman who had only been there a week

Oh, my God, there are so many sturgeon, We popped off the largest fish I've ever had on my rod. It was hooked for about five minutes before the line snapped.

They hold meetings in a local tavern and don't have a lot of responsibilities.