They hold meetings in a local tavern and don't have a lot of responsibilities.

For a happy marriage, always do what your wife tells you to do, and what she doesn't know won't hurt her.

I have never met anyone in Ireland who understood the Irish Question, except one Englishman who had only been there a week

Oh, my God, there are so many sturgeon, We popped off the largest fish I've ever had on my rod. It was hooked for about five minutes before the line snapped.

Very few bass, lots of sturgeon. It has been the best sturgeon winter in many years. But weather is so crappy you can't always fish for them.

A seagull perched on the railing of one of the boats in the Mothball Fleet probably knows as much about the sturgeon population as Fish & Game.