Unless a religious person is the biggest liar there’s ever been, they believe in unexplainable compensation for giving unconditionally. Hell, I’m an atheist and I subscribe to 'Paying Forward'.

Who is this Pat Condell? He's my friend. He likes his beer; He adores England and respects North America. He can be crude or extremely elegant, and best of all, he despises dogma and the leeches who spout it and the fools who follow the likes of Jones, Falwell, Kennedy, Swaggart, Copeland, Bakker and Hinn.

To be poor in a rich country is difficult, but it’s nice to know that there are millions like me who are willing to make it happen for them.

The US is like Disney World. There are the fools who pay for the right to play make believe for a day and there are the people who get paid to take the fool’s money. To each his own.

If I could choose, and to some extent I can, I believe it would be ideal to have a seemingly naïve personality and a mind that was anything but. In most cases, I believe it is wise to forgive, but unwise to forget.

In a perfect world, religious fools will kill each other off for bragging rights, which forces me to believe planet Earth is getting close to perfection.