In a perfect world, religious fools will kill each other off for bragging rights, which forces me to believe planet Earth is getting close to perfection.

I learned a long time ago that these so-called adults are just tall children. There’s never been a king, president or Pope who hasn’t thought, if not said, “If the fools only knew.”

I’d rather never lived than be afraid to take on a bunch of cheap crooks in expensive suits on Wall Street, the damn puppets in Congress and so-called terrorists riding around in worn-out Datsun pick-ups.

Unless a religious person is the biggest liar there’s ever been, they believe in unexplainable compensation for giving unconditionally. Hell, I’m an atheist and I subscribe to 'Paying Forward'.

The day the Jews talked the Christians in the US & UK into stealing Palestine for them, was the day they made these Christians their slaves.

Who is this Pat Condell? He's my friend. He likes his beer; He adores England and respects North America. He can be crude or extremely elegant, and best of all, he despises dogma and the leeches who spout it and the fools who follow the likes of Jones, Falwell, Kennedy, Swaggart, Copeland, Bakker and Hinn.