Two percent black; that's like skim milk.

Things are seldom what they seem, / Skim milk masquerades as cream.

When you continuously skim the cream, that's what's going to happen,

I always wonder if my kids will say they're mixed or black.

It's a black erotic novel — 25 percent of it is explicit sex,

Enjoy this time, man. This is the only time in your life you can even consider getting a woman to fool around with you in one of those little a** bunk beds.