Enjoy this time, man. This is the only time in your life you can even consider getting a woman to fool around with you in one of those little a** bunk beds.

Oh, moment of sweet peril, perilous sweet! When woman joins herself to man

There is nothing certain in a man’s life but that he must lose it.

The man who seeks one thing in life and but one May hope to achieve it before life is done; But he who seeks all things, wherever he goes Only reaps from the hopes which around him he sows A harvest of barren regrets

There is nothing certain in a man’s life but that he must lose it.

Time and tide wait for no man, but always stand still for a woman of thirty