Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.

Two old Bachelors were living in one house;/ One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.

There was an old man with a beard, who said: 'It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, four larks and a wren have all built their nests in my beard.

I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played the violin; but one of the twins died, and the other has eaten the fiddle, so all is peace.

There was a period of time when they estimated the two biggest stars in Hollywood were Charlie Chaplin and Mickey Mouse.

Ere the days of his pilgrimage vanish, How pleasant to know Mr