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Trying to catch hold of yourself is a fool's errand. There is no you, only a series of former yous, created in one instant, deleted in the next.


Jesse Kellerman

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JESSE WATTERS I don't have a type. But one thing I can say from my dating experience is that a physical attrac...
JESSE METCALFE Industrial hemp is a very useful plant. I challenged the attorney general to get rid of the criminal...
JESSE VENTURA We as men, in particular black men, are constantly supported, nurtured, forgiven, apologized for, le...
JESSE WILLIAMS If you don't feel apologetic for slavery, if you don't feel apologetic for colonialism, if y...
JESSE JACKSON I grew up in an apolitical household. I never left the country. When I became an adult, I started tr...
JESSE EISENBERG Government is at its worst when you have apathy from its citizens.
JESSE VENTURA When I was a kid, I wanted to emulate Mel Blanc, who is arguably one of the most legendary voiceover...
JESSE MCCARTNEY Absolutely, I grew up listening to soul music. People like Stevie, Aretha, Ray Charles, Michael and ...
JESSE MCCARTNEY Today's students can put dope in their veins or hope in their brains. If they can conceive it an...
JESSE JACKSON The joy of acting for me is to be able to experience emotions in a safe environment. You can't s...
JESSE EISENBERG At the end of the day, we must go forward with hope and not backward by fear and division.
JESSE JACKSON I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specifi...
JESSE EISENBERG The battles that count aren't the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself - the invi...
JESSE OWENS We have to judge politicians by their cumulative score. In one innings they make a great catch, in a...
JESSE JACKSON If there are occasions when my grape turned into a raisin and my joy bell lost its resonance, please...
JESSE JACKSON Conservatism is a hard choice for a society that has become accustomed to big government and big ent...
JESSE HELMS I'm not a phony-friendly guy and I'm usually very quiet and not a big laugher, so some peopl...
JESSE MCCARTNEY Although one of his long-standing fantasies was to open a house of prostitution, the fantasy role he...
JESSE KORNBLUTH I follow the teachings of Major General Smedley Darlington Butler, United States Marine Corps. He wo...
JESSE VENTURA I'm a Slovak. And when I was growing up, I believed that I was Czechoslovakian because of what R...
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