Trying is the first step to failure

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.

Shut up, brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip!

Ah, the Luftwaffe - the Washington Generals of the History Channel!

(Homer:) Check it out, Erin shaved my head. (Marge:) You are bald! (Homer:) Noooo.. Im young person cooool bald, not old person sad bald.

Failure is like water to bravery fires