Treat life as a suicide mission, take on the impossible jobs and attack with the gusto of someone who has nothing to lose.... and when you revel in victory, make like it's a dirty win

Who enjoys life more? Well to start with, definitely the Living

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."


I wonder how long it would take him to realize I'm right as sin - it's the rest of the world that's wrong. I'm not even sure how I qualify for admission to Aspen Springs. Does wanting to die equal losing your mind?

My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull