Translating from #cat is easy - you just ignore everything, then you decide what you want it to have said, thought, or wanted.

#Cats are marvelous creatures - they either adapt to circumstances, or decide to make circumstances adapt to them. Either way - they win.

People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decide in any situation... And most importantly they aren’t human.

Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining.

Overly literal translations, far from being faithful, actually distort meaning by obscuring sense.

Meow.