FastSaying
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other
Jack Handy
Ballet
Boxing
Music
Related Quotes
All the music from the ballet I found to be expressive and easy on the ears. I like variety . . . I am a child of too much television.
— James Buckley
Ballet
Music
Boxing is such a great sport and so much like making jazz music, ... There is the footwork, the jab, the constant setting up and reacting to your opponent.
— Joe Zawinul
Boxing
Jazz
Music
Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.
— Jack Handy
Party
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.
— Jack Handy
Ancients
Beliefs
Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.
— Jack Handy
Destruction
Thinking
Trying