Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.

Instead of building newer and larger weapons of mass destruction, I think mankind should try to get more use out of the ones we have

If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me."

I think one way the cops could make money would be to hold a murder weapons sale. Many people could really use used ice picks.

I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend

If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that.