I think one way the cops could make money would be to hold a murder weapons sale. Many people could really use used ice picks.

If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me."

Instead of building newer and larger weapons of mass destruction, I think mankind should try to get more use out of the ones we have

Any man, in the right situation, is capable of murder. But not any man is capable of being a good camper. So, murder and camping are not as similar as you might think.

Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."