To all apparent Beauties blind. Each Blemish strikes an envious Mind.

A Ship under sail and a big-bellied Woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but whoever looks at it when it has been in the house three days ?

Whoever feels pain in hearing a good character of his neighbor, will feel a pleasure in the reverse. And those who despair to rise in distinction by their virtues, are happy if others can be depressed to a level of themselves.

To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends.

To a toad, what is beauty? A female with two pop-eyes, a wide mouth, yellow belly and spotted back