Timothy was so learned he could name a horse in 9 languages, and bought a cow to ride on.

There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.

Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

The learned fool writes nonsense in better language that the unlearned - but it's still nonsense.

Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife