There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

Timothy was so learned he could name a horse in 9 languages, and bought a cow to ride on.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same