Time is like a half stick of gum. While you wish you had more, you're still glad you have some to cover up your bad breath.

If you can’t breathe, you likely won’t care what your stock portfolio is doing... You will only care about your next breath!

Getting drunk is an paradox! When people party they feel like royalty at the village pub, but feel like an outcast while kneeling at the porcelain throne?

There is a difference between being damaged and being broken. Being damaged means a flaw remains underlying that does not allow for normal functionality, whereas being broken means the designed function has ceased. With the time, effort, and care, one who is broken can be fully restored. That which is damaged will attempt to hide the flaws and not accept restoration. Only the truly broken will be restored!

True learning is defined as the ability to receive new information, retain it for a period of time, and recall it when it is relevant.

Famous quotes are as common as the person who said them. What makes them famous it that someone else wrote it down!