Those who vote against, instead of for, because of some false sense of patriotism is but one brain cell above one who has gone mad.

To be poor in a rich country is difficult, but it’s nice to know that there are millions like me who are willing to make it happen for them.

Even though the same team wins every game, in order to advertise it as a democratic event, it must appear to be a contest.

I would be better off alone on Mars than here on Earth. My middle name should be, Ambivalent, because everyone I meet ends up with a bad case of it.

I’m getting old and my memory is not as trustworthy as it once was, but I do not remember meeting a coward who wasn’t a liar or a liar who wasn’t a coward.

I learned a long time ago that these so-called adults are just tall children. There’s never been a king, president or Pope who hasn’t thought, if not said, “If the fools only knew.”