Even though the same team wins every game, in order to advertise it as a democratic event, it must appear to be a contest.

Those who vote against, instead of for, because of some false sense of patriotism is but one brain cell above one who has gone mad.

Americans have this habit of bragging about the US being a democracy, but they seem to want to dodge the responsibility for what America does. Why is that?

To be poor in a rich country is difficult, but it’s nice to know that there are millions like me who are willing to make it happen for them.

I would be better off alone on Mars than here on Earth. My middle name should be, Ambivalent, because everyone I meet ends up with a bad case of it.

I’m getting old and my memory is not as trustworthy as it once was, but I do not remember meeting a coward who wasn’t a liar or a liar who wasn’t a coward.