Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.

I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.