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This is the first time for the bake-off and the proceeds will go to the Men's Auxiliary to be used for scholarship funds for students in the community.


Carl Smith

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KELLY JONES Eat for lunch, but let something for dinner.
ERBLIN VUKAJ Jesus Christ wants to show His love for this world through us, Christians.
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GARY F EVANS... Starting today, must forget what gone yesterday,appreciate what remains today & look forward what ca...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA call it chicken salad
SARAH DESSEN Society. The same society, I might add, that dictates that little girls should always be sugar and s...
SARAH DESSEN May I never neither turn left nor turn right in my journey of life, but may I go straight to Christ ...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I don't define lust as anything evil or nasty. Lust as defined by me, is the feeling of desire: a de...
C. JOYBELL C. To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world...
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ASHIM SHANKER If you want to marry me, here's what you'll have to do:
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SARAH DESSEN This is a 911? You know you only text that when someone is dead or dying. You scared the crap out of...
SARAH DESSEN It’s the things you fight for and struggle with before earning that have the greatest worth.
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ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES He's for you and wants to help you be the person He created you to be.
CRAIG GROESCHEL This Bible is for the government of the people, by the people and for the people.
JOHN WYCLIFFE Together my wife and I are building the kingdom of God, exercising dominion, beating back the weeds ...
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C. JOYBELL C. The past is behind, learn from it. The future is ahead, prepare for it. The present is here, live it...
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“In a slum somewhere in India
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DANIEL WEBSTER Why live for the day, when you know the next one is going to be exactly the same.
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JOHN GREEN Reach for the stars.
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ERNEST HEMINGWAY Don’t go for good or better; the best is yours; go for it.
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C. JOYBELL C. The fear of God is the only cure for the fear of people.
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GERMANY KENT Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth.
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DEYTH BANGER The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist.
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GARY F EVANS... i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
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CHRISTIE HODGEN It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot.
GEORGE CARLIN Now is everything
Now is the essence
Now is the focus
Focus on the now
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KAREN HACKEL To say nothing is saying something. You must denounce things you are against or one might believe th...
GERMANY KENT Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over.
RICHARD CARLSON Nicolas Cage is the best for taking the role of character Joker. He is pretty damn good at jokes!
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KEVIN OUTLAW Words will always be the words, the world will change.
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I...
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R.J. GONZALES When you live in the present, the past is forgotten & the future takes care of itself.
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VI KEELAND Wesley Rush doesn't chase girls, but I'm chasing you.
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MANDY HALE The love you get, is equal to the love you give.
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CARL JUNG There is no coming to consciousness without pain.
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CARL JUNG Neurosis is always a substitute for legitimate suffering.
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CARL SAFINA Several groups have information evaluating seafood sustainability. I wrote the first such guide, and...
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CARL SAFINA With the price of life these days, you've got to get everything for free you can.
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CARL ROGERS The very essence of the creative is its novelty, and hence we have no standard by which to judge it.
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CARL ROGERS In a person who is open to experience each stimulus is freely relayed through the nervous system, wi...
CARL ROGERS If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.
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CARL REINER Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.
CARL REINER A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a ...
CARL REINER Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh.
CARL REINER The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.
CARL REINER I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.
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CARL RAKOSI Friends are not made, but recognized.
CARL RAKOSI I fell in love with social work, and that was my undoing as a poet.
CARL RAKOSI If it helped you get your music off the ground, I'm glad you done it.
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CARL PERKINS That rockabilly sound wasn't as simple as I thought it was.
CARL PERKINS I think the media has been in denial just like the party regulars have been in denial. They just don...
CARL PALADINO I'll get in the face of anyone I think is wrong.
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CARL PALADINO I bring values, resiliency, a thick skin, and I'm not afraid to be confrontational. I don't ...
CARL PALADINO No, I'm not politically correct. I never wanted to be, and I never will be.
CARL PALADINO People listen to me, and they hear about a government they want, a government... that will cut spend...
CARL PALADINO I don't have an endgame. My game is to take on any bad guys I see out there. And do the best I c...
CARL PALADINO I'm a very spontaneous person. If someone aggravates me, I'm going to go after them. I wake ...
CARL PALADINO I see a New York where people who are down on their luck can get back on the road to responsibility,...
CARL PALADINO I'm not - I'm not a person looking for money. I have no political ambitions whatsoever. I do...
CARL PALADINO I'm 64 years old and, yeah, I went through a transition in my life last year, with the death of ...
CARL PALADINO My feelings on homosexuality are unequivocal. I have absolutely no problem with it whatsoever. My on...
CARL PALADINO We're going to restructure the state government into a government that's responsive to the n...
CARL PALADINO People are really upside down. They want a government they can trust. They want one that's not g...
CARL PALADINO We are angry about paying the highest income taxes and property taxes in the nation and getting less...
CARL PALADINO I just think my children and your children would be much better off and much more successful getting...
CARL PALADINO I see a New York that is once again the empire state.
CARL PALADINO The death of my kid made me a stronger person. There's no end to what I'm willing to do.
CARL PALADINO