Thinking instead of acting is the number-one golf disease.

The only reason I played golf was so that I could afford to go hunting and fishing.

To be consistently effective, you must put a certain distance between yourself and what happens to you on the golf course. This is not indifference it's detachment.

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

The greens are harder than a whore's heart.

The greens are harder than a whore's heart.