If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

The only reason I played golf was so that I could afford to go hunting and fishing.

Thinking instead of acting is the number-one golf disease.

You know those two-foot downhill putts with a break? I'd rather see a rattlesnake.

The greens are harder than a whore's heart.

Never let up. The more you can win by, the more doubts you put in the other players' minds the next time out.