They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, 'Can he name a kitten?'

They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, 'Can he name a kitten?'

Let there be no inscription upon my tomb; let no man write my epitaph: no man can write my epitaph.

Theist and atheist: the fight between them is as to whether God shall be called God or shall have some other name.

They say miracles are past.

They say I'm a revolutionary, but they're all wrong.