There's virtually no relationship between the number of children born with potentially elevated levels of mercury and U.S. power plants. It's only a very, very small number of people who are affected by local mercury depositions.
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Related One out of six women are toxic with mercury. Mercury comes out of coal plants and chlorine plants. I... DAPHNE ZUNIGA It's no mistake that many of the lakes polluted with mercury are near power plants. These rules are ... TOM SMITH PSNH is actively exploring strategies to reduce mercury at its power plants. GARY LONG Fish is very good for you. But people need to be aware of the levels of mercury in different kinds. JOANNA BURGER The doubt is where the mercury is coming from, because it's a global issue, and mercury from power p... MELANIE MCCOY The Governor's Plan to reduce mercury pollution from coal plants will protect our children's health ... HOWARD LEARNER The science is overwhelming. Local mercury emissions create local mercury hot spots. CALE JAFFE If this rule goes into effect, power plants will be free to continue spewing unlimited amounts of to... SUSAN COLLINS If this rule goes into effect, power plants will be free to continue spewing unlimited amounts of to... SUSAN COLLINS If we even suspect that fraudulent activity could take place, we close those cards to protect those ... DARCEL KIMBLE The best way to address concerns about mercury emissions from U.S. power plants is to leave the exis... DAN RIEDINGER Most people who have encountered mercury have done so after breaking a mercury thermometer. And many... SAM KEAN EPA believes its cap-and-trade rule is the best approach to protect public health by reducing mercur... ERYN WITCHER EPA believes its cap-and-trade rule is the best approach to protect public health by reducing mercur... ERYN WITCHER Our monitoring found dangerous and excessive mercury concentrations in the air near most of the chlo... LINDA E. GREER Just because you got mercury in the water doesn't mean you got mercury in fish. And if we find highe... DOUG MCBRIDE The high school exit exam still impacts only a very, very small number of regular ed students. CARL WONG The number of applications with actual flaws [is] very small. DOUG BOWMAN People think cheaper power is better. But it increases the amount of mercury. JOANNA BURGER Mercury is most commonly recognized as a developmental toxin, threatening to young children and fetu... FRANCES BEINECKE Curiosity is crucial for innovation. We are all born curious, but only a small number of people rema... ERALDO BANOVAC A lie's true power cannot be accurately measured by the number of people who believe its deception w... DENNIS SHARPE The widespread contamination of fish with mercury has given its reputation as 'brain food' a new and... JANE HOULIHAN Only a small number of sound local and foreign financial institutions are being invited to participa... ELLIS SHORT I think the fact that there are low-mercury fish options should be reassuring to consumers. People c... JACKIE SAVITZ Civilization is maintained by a very few people in a small number of places and we need only some bo... CYRIL CONNOLLY The Second Injury Fund seems to be advantageous to a very small number of people. JOE JONES Our testing shows a pattern of mercury levels being significantly higher than what the FDA reports. ELI SADDLER The number of those who undergo the fatigue of judging for themselves is very small indeed RICHARD BRINSLEY SHERIDAN The number of those who undergo the fatigue of judging for themselves is very small indeed. RICHARD BRINSLEY SHERIDAN Obviously, it's a big win for us and means we can proceed with our rule. It's the first time any cou... JEFF HOLMSTEAD They don't fully understand levels of mercury in fish and they're trying to provide advice to people... JANE HOULIHAN We are very concerned at the number of jobs that will be lost and are hoping to work with the compan... CHRIS BALL They were doing just about as well as children born of normal birth weight. A similar number were em... DR SAROJ SAIGAL They were doing just about as well as children born of normal birth weight. A similar number were em... DR. SAROJ SAIGAL Once it's in the body, mercury can limit normal brain activity and nervous system functions. It is e... LINDA E. GREER While search rates in a sparse display are determined by the number of objects, search rates in clut... MARY BRAVO only a small number of Iraqi security forces are taking on the insurgents and terrorists by themselv... PETER PACE We effectively have a monopoly in the sector, a very small number of very large companies that are s... JACK LAYTON People are very scared of the employment number tomorrow. ANDREW BRENNER But only for the number of fishermen. The number of bass being caught per fishermen is still very, v... KALLUM HERRINGTON Only a very, very small number of our two million accounts were impacted, but we took the precaution... DARCEL KIMBLE Small is the number of people who see with their eyes and think
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