There's one thing about baldness - its neat

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

It's a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want, and killing ourselves to get it.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.