It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

There's one thing about baldness - its neat

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Sometimes we get so caught up in appearing smart that we become afraid to ask the question that will actually make us smart.

It's a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want, and killing ourselves to get it.